Le camoflauge

or, How to Dress Like A French Person.

1. Boots*

2. Large-ish v-neck** and skirt.

3. Scarf.***

4. Blazer****

5. Accessories*****

Done! Now go hop on the métro and enjoy your life as an américain-in-plain-sight. They’ll never know!

*Or bottines if you’re cool, but I’m not and don’t own any.
**Yes, I have had this shirt since high school.
***Not optional.
****There are rules about which buttons you do and don’t button, but I can’t remember them. I’d advise Googling if you’re unsure.
*****I know it seems like a joke, but people actually do carry bread everywhere. Freals. iPod is necessary to maintain constant life-giving stream of EuroPop.